“Cheese – milk’s leap towards immortality.”
Clifton Fadiman

“I like rice. Rice is great if you’re hungry and want two thousand of something.”
Mitch Hedberg

“You know how I feel about tacos. It’s the only food shaped like a smile. A beef smile.”
Earl Hickey

“Waffles are like pancakes with syrup traps.”
Mitch Hedberg

“My doctor told me I had to stop throwing intimate dinners for four unless there are three other people.”
Orson Welles

“I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.”
W. C. Fields

“Basic cooking skills are a virtue… the ability to feed yourself and a few others with proficiency should be taught to every young man and woman as a fundamental skill. [It’s] as vital to growing up as learning to wipe one’s own ass, cross the street by oneself, or be trusted with money.”
Anthony Bourdain